Pull a ‘Cracker’ this Christmas with our Top 10 Christmas Cracker Jokes!

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To get you in the festive mood and help you pull a ‘cracker’ this Christmas, we’ve listed our top 10 cracker jokes created by our very own comedian and blog writer ‘Dave’.

 

1. Why is Miley Cyrus no good at bowling?

“She keeps wrecking the balls”

 

2. What does Batman and a thief both have in common?

“They both like Robin”

 

3. What did Santa Claus say to his wife when he saw it raining outside?

“Its Reindeer”

 

4. What did Santa Claus say when he wasn’t feeling well?

“I’m Noel”

 

5. Why do bats hang upside down?

“Because they keep getting bowled overs”

 

6. Why does Olly Murs house maid spend all day in the bath?

“Because she’s a murmaid”

 

7. What do you call a Giraffe without an eye?

“A Graph”

 

8. Why wasn’t there a winner in the Giraffe 100m final?

“Because they were all neck and neck”

 

9. Why don’t Giraffes like buying online?

“It’s a tall order for them”

 

10. And finally a joke for twitter users!

What did the songbird do when it forgot it’s lines?

“A Retweet”

 

We hope you enjoyed our jokes, and ‘Merry Christmas’ from Top10datingsites!

 

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Enter the eHarmony ‘Love Captured’ competition and win £5000!

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eHarmony.co.uk are celebrating 5 years of matching UK singletons by offering you the chance to enter their ‘Love Captured’ competition. Simply upload you own photo that best captures what love means to you and you could win £5000. You can also vote to help them select the best entries.

eHarmony is one of the leading dating sites in the UK and is ranked 2nd in our top 10 list of the most popular UK dating sites. eHarmony also offer a 7 day guaranteed refund if you’re not totally satisfied with your membership.

Click here to visit their site and enter this free competition while it lasts!

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A Date with a Twist. Amazing Video of a Tornado Funnel Cloud in Cheshire Yesterday!

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I know this is off topic but I couldn’t resist posting my first hand experience of some extraordinary British weather.

Whilst driving up the M6 north past Sandbach service station in Cheshire yesterday afternoon, my friend and I saw this impressive tornado funnel cloud. At first sight it looked like a strange cloud formation in the sky about a mile ahead of us, but as we got closer we realized to our amazement that it was the beginning of a tornado.

See the close up video footage we took of it as we drove past it below. If you look closely you can see the funnel rotating.

Apparently there is no news of it touching down and forming a tornado or it might have been a different story for the residents below. Only a few days earlier a tornado further north caused a trail of devastation through farm land near Kendal.

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Communicate for FREE this weekend with eHarmony from 7th to 11th November!

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eHarmony.co.uk are offering FREE communication this weekend from 7th to 11th November to all free members. This offer will enable you to communicate for free to all other members on their site.

eHarmony is one of the leading dating sites in the UK and is ranked 2nd in our top 10 list of the most popular UK dating sites. eHarmony also offer a 7 day guaranteed refund if you’re not totally satisfied with your membership .

Click here to visit their site and get this great offer while it lasts!

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eHarmony offer FREE Communication this weekend from 3rd to 7th October!

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eHarmony.co.uk are offering their popular FREE communication weekend to all new members who register on their online dating site from Thursday 3rd to Monday 7th October. This offer will enable you to communicate for free to all other members.

eHarmony is one of the leading dating sites in the UK and is ranked 2nd in our top 10 list of most popular UK dating sites. They also offer a guaranteed refund during your first 7 days if your not satisfied with your membership .

Click here to visit their site and get this offer while it lasts!

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FREE Communication this Bank Holiday Weekend with eHarmony from Thurs 22nd – Mon 26th August

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eHarmony are offering FREE communication to anyone who registers with their dating site this bank holiday weekend. For 4 whole days from Thurs 22nd – Mon 26th August you’ll be able to communicate for free to other members.

eHarmony.co.uk are one of the leading dating sites in the UK and are currently ranked 2nd in our top 10 list of most popular UK dating sites. They also offer a guaranteed refund during your first 7 days of membership.

Click here to visit their site and get this offer.

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Match.com launch match.com nights!

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match.com have just launched match.com nights, where members and their single friends can meet up together for a relaxed night out. These free events are held in carefully selected local venues from traditional pubs to a cocktail bars. Members can bring along up to 3 single friends who don’t have to be members of Match.

Click here to find out more at match.com, or read our full review of match here.

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FREE communication with eHarmony – this Bank Holiday weekend May 23rd – May 27th

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eHarmony.co.uk are offering FREE communication with your matches over this Bank Holiday weekend (May 23rd – May 27th). eHarmony are one of the leading dating sites in the UK and are currently ranked 2nd in our top 10 list of most popular UK dating sites.

eHarmony also offer a guaranteed refund during your first 7 days of membership.

Click here to visit their site and get this offer.

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Sugardaddie.com offers $11.65 million to California town to change its name

A unique dating website which connects wealthy and beautiful singles together has offered $11.65 million to the town of Woodside in California to change their name to Sugardaddie.com.

NBC News reports that Sugardaddie.com decided to make the extravagant offer to celebrate their 10th anniversary and chose Woodside as it’s one of the wealthiest communities in the country, whose residents include Oracle CEO Larry Ellison, actress Michelle Pfeiffer and singer Neil Young.

If their offer is accepted then it would include a 10 year commitment to the name change and a statue to be built of Playboy owner Hugh Hefner near the town hall.

Read more..

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