To get you in the festive mood and help you pull a ‘cracker’ this Christmas, we’ve listed our top 10 cracker jokes created by our very own comedian and blog writer ‘Dave’.
1. Why is Miley Cyrus no good at bowling?
“She keeps wrecking the balls”
2. What does Batman and a thief both have in common?
“They both like Robin”
3. What did Santa Claus say to his wife when he saw it raining outside?
4. What did Santa Claus say when he wasn’t feeling well?
5. Why do bats hang upside down?
“Because they keep getting bowled overs”
6. Why does Olly Murs house maid spend all day in the bath?
“Because she’s a murmaid”
7. What do you call a Giraffe without an eye?
8. Why wasn’t there a winner in the Giraffe 100m final?
“Because they were all neck and neck”
9. Why don’t Giraffes like buying online?
“It’s a tall order for them”
10. And finally a joke for twitter users!
What did the songbird do when it forgot it’s lines?
We hope you enjoyed our jokes, and ‘Merry Christmas’ from Top10datingsites!